I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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