i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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