Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
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Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
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And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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