If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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