It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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