I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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