Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
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i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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