you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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