she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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