You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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