question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
