I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
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