this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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