I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Just pee around me
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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