If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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