I wanna passion pit in your ass
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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