Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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