Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
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she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
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So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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