ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
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No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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