this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
