Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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