thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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