Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i just google imaged poop.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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