At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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