It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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