He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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