i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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