I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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