they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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