with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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