I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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