john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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