Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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