Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
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nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
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I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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