Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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