I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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