all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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