Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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