I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
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Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
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Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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