Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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