Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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