Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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