Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
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it was like fucking gandolphs beard
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
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AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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