Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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