Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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