We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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