vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
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I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
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They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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