By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
