whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
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he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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