Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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