i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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