Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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