i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
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dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
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My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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