Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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