I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
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No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
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Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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