How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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