I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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